A Play, Starring Two Loud Dogs

Scene:  A quiet afternoon/evening at Jen’s house.  Matt is at the movies, Jen and Elizabeth are making chicken noodle soup.

A butterfly sneezes in the neighbor’s backyard.

Dog One: I heard a noise.  Hmm.  It didn’t sound dangerous, but I should acknowledge it anyway. Wuuf.

Dog Two:  OMG.  The other dog barked.  She must have heard something dangerous.  I will assist her. BARK BARK.

Dog One:  I knew it!  It is dangerous!  The other dog agrees with me!  Or maybe he heard something else dangerous! BARK BARK BARK BARK.

Dog Two:  OMG.  OMG.  Seriously, we are all in danger here.  We should sound the alarm immediately. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

Dog One: Do not worry, Jen and Annoying Baby, since Matt is gone, I will protect you in his stead. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

Dog Two:  WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!  WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!  RED ALERT!  RED ALERT!  CODE LEVEL ALPHA!  CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

Jen: *Cuts off her ears, a la Picasso Van Gogh.*

~End Scene~