Food Lists (Of Great Importance*)

The Worst Foods:

  1. Cilantro (it is of the devil)
  2. Peppers (red, green, yellow, black)
  3. Raw celery

General Categories of Foods I Do Not Eat:

  1. Seafood

Things I Really Like:

  1. Cookies (soft cookies, REAL cookies, particularly chocolate chip)
  2. Bread (but I do not like sandwich bread)
  3. Pasta
  4. Other high calorie carbohydrates
  5. Cake
  6. Fruit
  7. Vegetables (exceptions to vegetable policy seen above)
  8. Salads with fruit in them and poppyseed dressing
  9. Soup
  10. Appetizers and samples (tiny bits of things are always better)

Things I Craved When Pregnant:

  1. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
  2. Candy
  3. Raspberries

Things I Don’t Really Like, But, You Know, Eh:

  1. Coconut (way to ruin a perfectly good chocolate cake, Germany)
  2. Pecans
  3. Walnuts (pecans reminded me of walnuts, but I like almost all the other nuts)
  4. Hamburger (or any ground beef form)
  5. Canned soup (seriously, not even really worth it)

*How well does my sarcasm transmit via the internet?  Well enough, right?