Can You Hear Me Now?

Hello?  Hello?  It’s me, Elizabeth. Can you hear me?

No, that is absolutely MY phone.  I did not steal borrow my Mama’s phone.  It IS mine.

Look, I’ll prove it.

It is totally my phone because I always keep it right here, in this pocket.

It is TOO a pocket.  I always carry stuff in here.

See?  Fits good.  I don’t need to shove it at all.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to take this call.