Fine, internet.  FINE, I SAY.

The next time I ask for your advice, I will tell you what I want your answers to be.  (We’ve gone over this before, when you all agreed with Matt about the correct terminology for turning the air conditioner colder or warmer.  And he is still gloating about it.)  (No, he’s not.  He probably doesn’t even remember that it happened.)  (But I remember, and I am still mad at all of you for siding with him instead of me.)  (No, I’m not mad.  I actually think it is pretty funny.)

I think my point is that I will be hiding the play kitchen until her birthday.