It is I, Dibits.Â I have come to you with a complaint.Â An injustice.Â A travesty.
Every single night (EVERY NIGHT!), my mama makes me go to bed.Â It’s so not fair.Â I don’t even get to stay up all night ever.Â JUST ONCE is all I ask.
Obviously, after I go to bed, Mama and Dada play with all my toys and eat candy.
All I want to do is stay awake all night, eat all the candy I want, and play with my fairies.Â It will be so fun.
Let me show you a video.Â (Or, as I call it, a bid-eo.)Â This is me, trying to convince my Dada to protect me from Bedtime.
Now, why should such a cute baby as me have to do anything that she does not want to do? Particularly go to bed?
Elizabeth the Great