Dear Internet,
It is I, Dibits. I have come to you with a complaint. An injustice. A travesty.
Every single night (EVERY NIGHT!), my mama makes me go to bed. It’s so not fair. I don’t even get to stay up all night ever. JUST ONCE is all I ask.
Obviously, after I go to bed, Mama and Dada play with all my toys and eat candy.
All I want to do is stay awake all night, eat all the candy I want, and play with my fairies. It will be so fun.
Let me show you a video. (Or, as I call it, a bid-eo.) This is me, trying to convince my Dada to protect me from Bedtime.
Now, why should such a cute baby as me have to do anything that she does not want to do? Particularly go to bed?
Love,
Elizabeth the Great