Allow me to catch you up on all the things I didn’t put on twitter in the last three-ish months. Yes, I know!  You are so lucky!

I am so hungry.

I need to lie down so I don’t throw up.

I am so tired. 

I am so hungry.

I am so hungry. 

Food is the best.

I need to lie down so I don’t throw up. 

 

And that is why you should be happy that I stayed in the closet until now.  You missed a lot of those.  You can assume that every time in the last few months that I didn’t say something on Twitter, it was because it was one of those things.  And yes, you may now provide the proper sympathy that I have been lacking about having no fridge and being STARVING and also having a respiratory infection and not being able to take any good medicine.  Matt got steroids!  And cough suppressants!  I got…Tylenol.  Yippee, Tylenol.  Also, did I mention that I was also first trimester pregnant while Elizabeth was going through that dreadful sleep regression (which still isn’t totally over)?  We are lucky that we all made it through that.