Allow me to catch you up on all the things I didn’t put on twitter in the last three-ish months. Yes, I know! You are so lucky!
I am so hungry.
I need to lie down so I don’t throw up.
I am so tired.Â
I am so hungry.
I am so hungry.Â
Food is the best.
I need to lie down so I don’t throw up.Â
And that is why you should be happy that I stayed in the closet until now. You missed a lot of those. You can assume that every time in the last few months that I didn’t say something on Twitter, it was because it was one of those things. And yes, you may now provide the proper sympathy that I have been lacking about having no fridge and being STARVING and also having a respiratory infection and not being able to take any good medicine. Matt got steroids! And cough suppressants! I got…Tylenol. Yippee, Tylenol. Also, did I mention that I was also first trimester pregnant while Elizabeth was going through that dreadful sleep regression (which still isn’t totally over)? We are lucky that we all made it through that.